Last podcast on the left advertisement: *ding!*
henry: a roast as—
me, dead eyed and monotone:— dark as the night, perfect for fueling your cryptid research and mad ravings required for your podcasting. dont mind the red eyes, theyre just trying to warn you of the bridge! (THE BRIDGE)
How the fuck did people work back in the day without headphones, without earbuds, without having a primary stimulus to focus on your secondary stimulus? Were us adhdrs left to die in the trenches of the office? Expected to be perfect all the time in retail? In the kitchen at restaurants? Be restrained enough at construction sites? Goddamn how did we do it for so long?
Another day, another dollar, and another daydreaming moment of wishing I was on the Red Dwarf instead of this hum drum life
"*takes the mic rapidly* Ragetti was the best character in the movies and y'all can't change my mind."
